Libdissman is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, irritating snake.

Libdissman created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libdissman, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Libdissman, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Libdissman's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Libdissman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Never mark doors with purple.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat peanuts on fasting days.

5. Do not keep six rats in a large pit.