Fobkenhon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, stupid lobster.

Fobkenhon created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobkenhon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobkenhon, she will be very unhappy.

Fobkenhon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fobkenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never eat rice on fasting days.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Never paint your chest green.