Zenspagstan Hoggadnanpig Fendidjad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate yak.

Zenspagstan Hoggadnanpig Fendidjad created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenspagstan Hoggadnanpig Fendidjad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zenspagstan Hoggadnanpig Fendidjad, it will turn you into a plant.

Zenspagstan Hoggadnanpig Fendidjad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Zenspagstan Hoggadnanpig Fendidjad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zenspagstan Hoggadnanpig Fendidjad.

3. Never mix wheat with oil.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.