Stanbugcuss Rullegjop is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable bear.

Stanbugcuss Rullegjop created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stanbugcuss Rullegjop, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stanbugcuss Rullegjop, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Stanbugcuss Rullegjop's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stanbugcuss Rullegjop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Stanbugcuss Rullegjop must be the most important thing in your life.