Nilltig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving naga.

Nilltig created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilltig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nilltig, he will manifest in front of you.

Nilltig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nilltig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Nilltig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Do not prepare bread while filled with joy.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.