Yarpcubgof is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong hyena.

Yarpcubgof created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcubgof, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarpcubgof, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yarpcubgof's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yarpcubgof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six foxes approach from the east.

2. Never mark doors with violet.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Yarpcubgof loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.