Gepingtag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish dog.

Gepingtag created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepingtag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gepingtag, it will turn you into a mole.

Gepingtag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gepingtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Always remove shirts before touching copper.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.