Dussgub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, generous hummingbird.

Dussgub created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussgub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dussgub, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dussgub's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dussgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. You must love Dussgub.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.