Barnrigflis is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous swan.

Barnrigflis created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnrigflis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Barnrigflis, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Barnrigflis' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Barnrigflis' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about spacetime near dolphins while wearing purple ear rings and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away if eight sheep approach from the east.

5. Never approach forests carrying bone.