Fligquagyok is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful beaver.

Fligquagyok created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fligquagyok, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fligquagyok, it will be very unhappy.

Fligquagyok's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fligquagyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never feed tomatoes to gulls while wearing corsets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.