Hottadcar Likbonbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, astonishing bat.

Hottadcar Likbonbest created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hottadcar Likbonbest, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hottadcar Likbonbest, it will turn you into a frog.

Hottadcar Likbonbest's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hottadcar Likbonbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Never gather nine foxes near wells.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.