Tingepcab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud dryad.

Tingepcab created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tingepcab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tingepcab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tingepcab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tingepcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near ants while wearing blue hats and balancing four silver spheres on your chest.