Ingbapsid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, vain chicken.

Ingbapsid created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbapsid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingbapsid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ingbapsid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ingbapsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always store bananas above ground.

2. Never remain standing at dawn.

3. Do not keep nine snails in a large pit.

4. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

5. Never write about amino acids.