Hudlistrag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, resourceful crab.

Hudlistrag created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudlistrag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hudlistrag, she will destroy your home planet.

Hudlistrag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hudlistrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning stars.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hudlistrag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.