Tiparpyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid chinchilla.

Tiparpyatt created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiparpyatt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tiparpyatt, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tiparpyatt's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tiparpyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in winter.

2. Hide from violet eagles for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with shrews.