Fidkipsig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident hyena.

Fidkipsig created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidkipsig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fidkipsig, it will make you grow a tail.

Fidkipsig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fidkipsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

5. Never leap in holy places.