Stafcidrul is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain wolf.

Stafcidrul created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Stafcidrul, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stafcidrul, she will turn you into a rock.

Stafcidrul's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Stafcidrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing shoes.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Always pray immersed in water.