Nibwighim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-confident centaur.

Nibwighim created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Nibwighim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nibwighim, she will turn you into a frog.

Nibwighim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nibwighim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never whisper while facing south.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing violet skirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your chest.