Stertaphot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-confident fairy.

Stertaphot created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stertaphot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stertaphot, he will destroy your favourite star.

Stertaphot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stertaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to sharks while wearing black boots.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near mites while wearing indigo scarves and balancing seven carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.