Bantonhit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent owl.

Bantonhit created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bantonhit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bantonhit, it will strike you with lightening.

Bantonhit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bantonhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

4. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

5. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.