Karsafjon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unselfish dog.

Karsafjon created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karsafjon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Karsafjon, it will come to you in dreams.

Karsafjon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Karsafjon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Never stain your neck with violet.

3. Never wear magenta shoes on sacred days.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. You must never eat turnips.