Watnabnat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful ant.

Watnabnat created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnabnat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Watnabnat, it will curse you with boils.

Watnabnat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Watnabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing yellow scarves.

4. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.