Vonxinwig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering whale.

Vonxinwig created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vonxinwig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vonxinwig, it will think nothing of it.

Vonxinwig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vonxinwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always store tomatoes above ground.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Vonxinwig loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about galaxies.