Hudtettizim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking tapir.

Hudtettizim created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Hudtettizim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hudtettizim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hudtettizim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hudtettizim's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

5. Never bounce in winter.