Flisyarpleg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, emotional dragon.

Flisyarpleg created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisyarpleg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flisyarpleg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flisyarpleg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flisyarpleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near moths.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

4. Flisyarpleg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never approach mountains carrying bone.