Dadtunstannil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent horse.

Dadtunstannil created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtunstannil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dadtunstannil, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dadtunstannil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dadtunstannil's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Never travel toward the south during spring.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not chop down trees.