Ditpogkip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, effective warg.

Ditpogkip created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditpogkip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ditpogkip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ditpogkip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ditpogkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ditpogkip.

3. Always remove shorts before touching tin.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not sing at mountains.