Sughaddonlooprag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fast fish.

Sughaddonlooprag created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sughaddonlooprag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sughaddonlooprag, it will not care.

Sughaddonlooprag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sughaddonlooprag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the north.

2. Always remove rings before touching gold.

3. Hide from cyan birds for they are unholy.

4. Do not name children after rats.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.