Stipnillyaksakdad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful raven.

Stipnillyaksakdad created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Stipnillyaksakdad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stipnillyaksakdad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Stipnillyaksakdad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Stipnillyaksakdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms green.

2. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must pray to Stipnillyaksakdad three times a day.

5. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.