Caddanzengan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane sheep.

Caddanzengan created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caddanzengan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Caddanzengan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Caddanzengan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Caddanzengan's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying bone.

2. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

3. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the south.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing blue stockings and balancing four carbon spheres on your back.

5. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.