Bafgepxen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous dove.

Bafgepxen created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Bafgepxen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafgepxen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bafgepxen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bafgepxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with hamsters.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Do not gather at towers at midday.