Bangupnar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish wasp.

Bangupnar created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bangupnar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bangupnar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bangupnar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bangupnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always maintain patience during holy days.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never wear green jumpers.