Fumyarpflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish sheep.

Fumyarpflat created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumyarpflat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fumyarpflat, he will turn you into a snail.

Fumyarpflat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fumyarpflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.