Hunveenfet is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient ant.

Hunveenfet created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunveenfet, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hunveenfet, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hunveenfet's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hunveenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.