Doghunsogtabquilloppak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow camel.

Doghunsogtabquilloppak created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Doghunsogtabquilloppak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Doghunsogtabquilloppak, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Doghunsogtabquilloppak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Doghunsogtabquilloppak's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

2. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear rings marked with magenta.