Logtaprawdim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful deer.

Logtaprawdim created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logtaprawdim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Logtaprawdim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Logtaprawdim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Logtaprawdim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Always act with humility when addressing children.

4. Hide from purple ducks for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.