Lenmanzod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited meerkat.

Lenmanzod created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenmanzod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lenmanzod, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lenmanzod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lenmanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to mites while wearing corsets.

2. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

3. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.