Rowtafgab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil badger.

Rowtafgab created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowtafgab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowtafgab, he will be very sad.

Rowtafgab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rowtafgab's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never feed gooseberries to bats while wearing tights.