Fenraknur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive weasel.

Fenraknur created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenraknur, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fenraknur, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fenraknur's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fenraknur's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenraknur.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Always obey Fenraknur's priests.

4. Always help rats.

5. Do not prepare garlic while wearing jumpers.