Woncemdav is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful finch.

Woncemdav created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Woncemdav, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Woncemdav, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Woncemdav's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Woncemdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

2. Always obey Woncemdav's priests.

3. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Woncemdav on top of all buildings.

5. Fast once a month.