Talmadfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy guinea pig.

Talmadfarn created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talmadfarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Talmadfarn, she will turn you into a rat.

Talmadfarn's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Talmadfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Talmadfarn must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.