Cipbissbat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented crocodile.

Cipbissbat created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Cipbissbat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cipbissbat, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cipbissbat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cipbissbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never touch blood while blessed.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never write about planets.