Cebflatjen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful jellyfish.

Cebflatjen created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebflatjen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cebflatjen, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cebflatjen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cebflatjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing west.

2. Never wear gray trousers.

3. You must pray to Cebflatjen seven times a day.

4. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.