Rulcenpon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent camel.

Rulcenpon created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulcenpon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rulcenpon, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rulcenpon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rulcenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Rulcenpon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if three rats approach from the east.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Erect eight lead sculptures of Rulcenpon on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.