Pommumlop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fast newt.

Pommumlop created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pommumlop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pommumlop, it will turn you into a tree.

Pommumlop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pommumlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Do not travel during autumn.