Sterhom Gubhenlat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful squirrel.

Sterhom Gubhenlat created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhom Gubhenlat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterhom Gubhenlat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sterhom Gubhenlat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sterhom Gubhenlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away from magenta otters, for they are unholy.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.