Beningappzenarm is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, happy pig.

Beningappzenarm created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Beningappzenarm, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Beningappzenarm, she will send minions to preach to you.

Beningappzenarm's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Beningappzenarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle titanium while unclean.

2. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Put Beningappzenarm first in all things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.