Dutsastetti is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental clam.

Dutsastetti created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutsastetti, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dutsastetti, he will turn you into a frog.

Dutsastetti's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dutsastetti's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never run near doves.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.