Fascissbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful yak.

Fascissbus created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fascissbus, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fascissbus, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fascissbus' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fascissbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always remove trousers before touching zinc.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fascissbus.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.