Wanstikbam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, passionate hedgehog.

Wanstikbam created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wanstikbam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wanstikbam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wanstikbam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wanstikbam's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat turnips on holy days.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never think about optics near foxes while wearing indigo tights and balancing nine gold spheres on your arms.